It was easy to measure the size of the Earth...
I don't know if math will ever be able to measure the size of Steve’s heart.
It is not the strongest of a species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives.
It is the one that is 'most adaptable to change.'
...and everytime I try to trade Steve four quarters for a dollar bill, he accepts.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Yet every time Steve tells that Knock Knock joke, I say, ‘Who’s there?'
'Banana.'
'Banana, who? Steve, please. Banana who?! For the love of Science, Steve! Banana who?!'
He drives me insane.
Poor Richard only became that way because he bet against Steve.